Which Zenma Flavour Is Right for You? A Handy (and Slightly Judgy) Guide.

Which Zenma Flavour Is Right for You? A Handy (and Slightly Judgy) Guide.

Let’s be honest: choosing a Zenma flavour is basically choosing the personality you want to project to the world at 9:07 AM.

Are you a minimalist? A chaos-loving creative? A “don’t talk to me until caffeine touches my soul” type?

Whatever your vibe, we have a frozen espresso shot for you.

Here’s your very scientific, extremely accurate flavour-guide to finding your Zenma match.

 

1. Medium Roast

You’re the kind of person who reads reviews before buying anything. Your wardrobe has neutrals. Your Google Drive is organized into folders and subfolders (teach us).

Medium Roast is balanced, smooth, predictable - in a good way. Not boring-predictable… emotionally-stable-predictable.

It goes perfectly black or with milk, oat milk, lactose-free milk, whatever-your-stomach-allows milk.

 

2. Dark Roast

You’re bold. You’re intense. You probably send long voice notes.
Dark Roast is for people who like their coffee strong enough to wake up their ancestors.

Deep, chocolaty, slightly smoky. This flavour cuts through milk like a boss. Perfect for when the day has already started attacking you and you haven’t even logged into your laptop.

If your friends describe you as “too much, but in a good way,” this one’s calling your name. 

 

3. Light Roast

Light Roast drinkers are serious coffee people. You don’t want sweetness, you don’t want milk. You want clarity.  You’re the type who says, “I get citrus and floral notes,” and actually means it.

Light Roast shines only when it’s black. Add milk and it’s offended.

 

4. Mocha

Mocha is joy. Mocha is warmth. Mocha is therapy in a shot-sized cube.

You’re probably the fun one in your group. The person who says, “Let’s get coffee!” and then somehow everyone ends up discussing their life trauma.

It’s chocolaty, smooth, indulgent, and somehow makes even Mondays feel manageable.
Recommended for people who like their caffeine with a side of comfort. Some call it the "adult hot chocolate."

 

5. Vanilla

If you love clean aesthetics, soothing playlists, and have at least one scented candle burning at all times - hello, Vanilla is your home.

This one gives you café-style vanilla latte without the syrupy sweetness or guilt.
Pure, elegant, soft vanilla notes that make your coffee taste like it has its life together even if you don’t.

Perfect for people who take their morning routine very seriously.

 

6. Hazelnut

Hazelnut people are a tribe. Strong opinions, strong coffee loyalty, strong belief that hazelnut anything makes life 37% better.

This one is warm, nutty, smooth and is best enjoyed as Hazelnut Iced Latte or a cold, creamy Frappe. 

 

If you are still confused you could skip the existential crisis and get the Assorted Box - our “why choose when you can have everything?” option.

Perfect for gifting, experimenting, or keeping your mornings interesting when life is not.